I think my Aunt Dora was the reason for the beginning of blonde jokes. She was a local beauty and won several local beauty contests. She was so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She studied two days for a blood test. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company. She thought a quarterback was a refund. At the bottom of her application she wrote Sagittarius. When her boss died the police asked her what he said before he died; she said he kept saying dial 911. The police asked her why she didn't. She said she was waiting for the rest of the number.
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